9. The Time Does Fly!

Wowow. I don't know what happened or how I forgot about this blog, but boy life got ridiculous in between then.

Let's just do the usual lack-of-detail-updates associated with lengthy absences.

1. Robbie and I dated. It was an absolute disaster, and needless to say I have learned my lesson.
2. There has been an UNHEALTHY amount of Grey's Anatomy and Private Practice dictating my free time, which I will never ever complain about.
3. I STILL have not had sex, which is, I suppose, a good thing, purely for the purposes of this blog, but no other reason.
4. For about a month, I dated a mute frat boy, and that didn't get me laid either, though that one was my choice. I still have standards, you guys.
5. Kay and I don't live together anymore, and I miss her so incredibly much, but I know she loves where she is at.
6. There has been a few drunken hookups, which I can cross of my virginal bucket list:

• James - made out in front of a fireplace while his best friend was in the other room pretending to be asleep. 
• Ray - made out with after the makeout with James in front of the fireplace.
• Lily - uh....yeah. Katy Perry song anyone? Sorry I'm not sorry.

Junior year is proving to be a very interesting year thus far.

Thanks so much to Kiwi for reminding me about this blog, I completely spaced I even started it.

Hopefully I'll keep up this time.
A

2. The First Day of School

I always feel woefully unprepared for the first day of second semester. 


Not only am I not ready to face the trenches loaded with homework and labs and projects and papers, but the most tedious of all the pointless assignments: reading the syllabi. Really, who cares?


I had a discussion with my best guy friend, Robbie, today about the differences between being innocent and promiscuous. We've established that, although a girl can be innocent, she can still be HORNY beyond belief, she just keeps it under control. This is completely true, for me at least. I won't speak for the promiscuous girls. 


But today, everywhere I went, there it was. Sex, sex, sex. Guys. Girls. Kissing. Holding hands. Rubbing parts. We all know it's there. We all think about it constantly. Even I, as a virgin, think about having sex. A LOT. Its human nature. I see a cute guy, I wonder what he is like in the sack. But the point is, I don't do it. Because as much as I think I would like sex (and as much as ex-boyfriends tell me how good I would be at it), whoever gets my virginity is going to be very special to me. Because I am a picky girl. I have not lost my virginity strictly on my choice. 


And that's the way the cookie crumbles. Don't tell Robbie that I wonder sometimes what he's like in the sack.


(PS Easy A is like my favorite movie right now, and it's super all about sex, so bear with me if I quote it.)


Amelia

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1. My name is Amelia. 
2. I'm a college sophomore. 
3. I'm an Education major. We won't specify at what school in what area of expertise, but I can say that I am pretty much doomed for all eternity and I just hope my life could possibly turn into the Freedom Writers story. *If you don't know what Freedom Writers is, get off this right now, or go watch it. That's less drastic.*
4. I'm a perfectly functional human being. I have friends and hobbies and interests and no mental illnesses. 
5. In this blog, I am going to be 100% upfront and honest about anything and everything, so if you can't handle that, get out now. Click that little X.
6. Also, we are all grown-ups, so WARNING! Profanity may be abundant. FUCK.
7. If I reference pop culture and you have know idea what the hell is being said, just comment and ask. Duh.
8. Yes, I am a virgin. In every way. I've never had sex, never done drugs, never drank, and never dressed slutty for Halloween. How I made it 20 years without these things, the world may never know. 
9. I do not judge the people who partake in such events! It's your life, you do what you want! Have fun, go crazy, get drunk and mack! The world is your oyster!
10. But I will let all of you know, I am an open-minded person. And although my major is very prohibitive of involvement of any type of this behavior, if it leads me, I shall follow.
11. For the humor, I say that, besides documenting my college virginity, I shall try to end each post with something witty, as to go along with my personality, because really, I am a witty, intelligent woman. (Modest, too!)

LATER BITCHES! (is that witty?)

Amelia